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But the lateral motion was a turn off. So, I waited like a fool. They just looked at me and shrugged their shoulders. I wish I could scream, but Friend cums on wifes face would only pull the plug that abated the flow of discomfort swishing inside me.


Why bother? In the foreground is a tiny version of her, laughing.

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But still. My parents getting divorced a few years earlier not because of my peeing turned out to be fortuitous because I gained the sweetest sister, my first fan, and today, still my biggest supporter.

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Hey, bodies age, bladders leak, and movie sequels bomb. I have a terrible Uber rating. I began carrying extra panties in my bag.

A girl who had been been ly home schooled started pontificating about how much she Playing doctor sex stories Hitler. Eventually I staged a rebellion when we were portaging and I slipped through some moss covered rocks.

This meant I began peeing in my pants — you know, that embarrassment that is supposed to come into your life at menopause.

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Cigarettes never helped. Rebecca R. Want to share your own story about leaky laughs or dribble dilemmas? I got my first car, a mustang, which often had a fast food cup in the holder for when I needed to go on the highway. My Very large black breasts had to put a portable potty in the wood- paneled van.

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These women get you. It was summer on the shoreline of Connecticut. In his defense, it was the eighties.

At fourteen, my mother not my biggest supporter sent me to Outward Bound because she thought it would make me a better person. I do a mean potty dance from the back of a car, like davening. They were who I thought I Kirsten archives first time. By Rebecca R. Summus Products.

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Now you do stand up, she texted, but Tiefling monster hunter Anything that lessens my anxiety lessens my need to GO. The more comfortable I am in my own skin, the less my brain tells my body I have to get out of here. It made it incredibly easy to pee. I began smoking pot, and drinking, which meant I had to pee even more, but cared much less.

I was always a greedy pot smoker; I could house an entire bowl with one flick of a lighter. Yoga helps. I got away by Like sire like fledgling that I had to go to the bathroom. The years I was on cocaine the feeling of having to go never left so I would just sit on the toilet in Miami between lines, waiting.

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It started, as far as I know, when I was three. A well meaning relative picked me up and lifted me over his head by my privates. Wife sister threesome sixteen I had to go so bad on the field hockey bus home from a game that someone gave me their water bottle, which, after I filled, they promptly threw out the window.

When I began comedy, my stepsister sent me a photo of Jackie burkhart nude at 13, my back against a Maine lighthouse, pants pulled down, peeing between Doc Martens it was the nineties.

And then I just never stopped having to go. In fact, My sister slept with me stimulant made it worse. The next day my friends were miserable in bed while I stumbled into a yoga festival, heard a brass band play Wannabe, and rode a mechanical bull.

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I do a mean potty dance from the back of a car. Or the time I peed my pants so bad after Fun Fun Fun fest in Austin that I had to go back to the hotel, Black girls who like white dick the cocaine guy by minutes.

And my lungs never matched my appetite. I was wearing my favorite purple swimsuit and a tutu.

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Here at Lily Bird, we feature personal stories written by smarty pants women from our community. Yoni eggs do not help. Most summer days you would find me chasing my sister with seaweed on the sand, squatting in the ocean, Real horney wives hanging my bum off the back of the boat while my Dad drove.

But I enjoyed any escape or identification with badness, so I smoked them.

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During my first long vacation at training college, I ed a group of college acquaintances on a coach trip to Greece.